Bollocks

[Little_Girl]

14th Century (as ballocks) English term which has grown numerous useful applications within todays language:

Term of exasperation, often at having made a mistake.

As a plural noun, the bollocks are the testicles.

Exaggerated truth or blatant lies.

Unfathomable rubbish; corporate management speak, e.g. blue-sky thinking, touch base, and thinking outside the box.

Poor or bad effort, esp. with media references. (The more bollocks, the worse the event.)

When the bollocks belong to a canine, the inverse meaning of (5.) comes into play, though nobody knows quite why. This meaning appears to date back from 1989.

To drop a bollock is to commit a social faux-pas leading to grave embarrassment.

A bollocking is a telling off, often by ones boss for an inadequate or incomplete piece of work, or inappropriate behaviour.

To lack bollocks is to be gutless, spineless and generally lack courage. This is not used inversely for the word balls covers this application.

As a verb, to bollocks or to be bollocksed it to flummox or be flummoxed; confuse or be confused.

If a piece of machinery is bollocksed, it is broken or rendered unusable either temporarily or permanently.

To be bollock-naked it to be completely without clothing, save for a few relatively unimportant items such as socks, watch, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings or other body jewellery.

To be bollocksed also means to have imbibed an amount of alcohol which has eliminated a dangerously high number of brain cells causing a lack of social and spatial awareness, incoherent speech and the inability to believe that youre not as drunk as you are, youre not as unattractive in that state as you are, and that you dont rule the world.

[Jessica]

Good ENGLISH swear word.

[Little_Girl]

The most useful word in the English language.

[Little_Girl]

1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.

[Couch Potatoe]

The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
Utter rubbish
dogs bollocks - cant be bettered

[Britney]

(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of [balls], [damn], [shit], [crap], [fuck], etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a [fuck up]. a[fail].

Also spelled bollucks usually by Americans.

[Sonia]

Balls or testicles

[Britney]

Plural of Bollock, a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The testicles.

[Michiko]

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or [knackered]
a slag for someone who is annoying or a little shit,
A word that [shocks] and appauls Mrs. [Doyle] get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face

[Greta]

n. Plural. Vulgar Slang. from Middle English [ballocks] meaning testicles.

1. no good; rubbish
2. a [falsehood] or series of lies
3. an exclamation on making a error
4. testicles
   n. Antonym. [the dogs] bollocks
5. outstanding