Excrement

[Sarah]

Matter excreted and ejected; that which is excreted or cast outof the animal body by any of the natural emunctories; especially,alvine, discharges; dung; ordure.

[Sarah]

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

[Sarah]

Feces.

[Sarah]

To be used as an alternative to the word excellent in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said excrement or excellent. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

[Sarah]

the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.

[Sarah]

Waste your body eliminates. Includes feces and urine.

[Raeanne Dimick]

Waste material, especially [fecal matter], that is [expelled] from the body after [digestion].

[Michiko]

the solid waste that is released from the bowels of a person or animal: