Turd

[Sarah]

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
[loch ness monster] shape.

[PussyCat]

synonym for george bush

[Tina]

A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations

[Rihanna]

Turd, n.

A piece of [excrement] originating from a [mammal] by means of [defecation]. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.

Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.
T UR D --> D UR T

A short form of the word [bastard].

The word tard was already in use as a short form for the word [retard], so the soft a sound in bastard was changed to a u, forming turd.

[Couch Potatoe]

Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.

[PussyCat]

A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets its other fellow turds. They dont have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.

[Couch Potatoe]

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

[Donald Trump]

1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd

[Tanya Shivari]

“Trump Unacceptance

[Sommer]

A lump of excrement.