Dutch oven
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Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell Dutch Oven and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
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when you are laying in bed with a significant other and you fart then hold her head under the blanket
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to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head
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- Colloquially, a game in which one person traps another under a doona after a pungent rectal emission in order to share the odour.
- An oven located in the Netherlands.
- An oven made by a native of the Netherlands.
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While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they cant escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.
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A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girls head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned why this is sexual, the answer is not known.
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Farting [under the blanket] then lifting it up [trapping] your significant other [under the covers]
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Lying on your back in bed [on a cold winter morning], fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.
Historically, [Dutch Ovens] were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an [oven door].
Dont forget to declare dutch oven and remember; practice makes perfect. -
The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly [fart cloud]. This place can be under the bed covers, in a [sleeping bag], in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap [the cloud] allowing maximum fumage.
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the way in which [the Dutch] cook their foods by [trapping] them [under the covers] and farting on them.
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a heavy, deep container with a lid, usually made of iron or clay, used for cooking food on top of a cooker, in an oven, or on a fire:
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