Clock spider
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A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relatives house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spiders legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (its not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as God. Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the judge on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...
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A spider the size of a large wall clock and the lord of all spiders. Clock spider demands to be worshipped. All shall fear it.
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The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spiders legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.
Its not quite certain whether its real or not, but it seems to be possible.
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Clockspider and all who worshipped him shall be smote by [Limecat].
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the legendary clock spider, ninth leg is said to be what all religions worship, after it was severed from an epic battle with limecat. the clock spider and limecat then allied themselves to kill eternal ferret. May clock spider live forever
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Its a HUGE spider when someone says clock spider! RUN FOR YOUR FUDGING LIFE.
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(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.
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The lord of all spiders. Bigger than Most wall clocks. He has supernatural powers and makes a very loud PFIIRRRT shrieking sound before it strikes.
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