Perry

[Sarah]

The rare name for a rare man who is muscular, tall, and sadly self concious and rather shy. He can also be very [charismatic] when he comes out of his shell.

[Dianne]

An amazing guy who will do anything for you he will make you laugh even when youre mad he will [appreciate you] and make you feel like the luckiest person in the world he is [the cutest person alive] and is really strong you will always dream about kissing him bc he is so special all you ever think about is him through the entire day you will want to talk to him or text him or call him for hours hes honest and thoughtful and always remembers your birthday and everything about you and if it takes him forever to finally ask you out thats just bc your so important to him and he doesnt want to ever lose you and if he ever hides anything from you thats bc hes trying to protect you he might not be great at it and he might think hes [doing the right thing] but his hearts in the right place he always wants to talk to you and if you truly get to know him hes the best guy in this whole fricking universe and you will just love him so much and hell love you too and he doesnt always make it clear that he does but he does if he ever says it bc he doesnt lie and ik this is long and i probably got carried away here but thats bc i love him so much like more than anything in this entire world and whenever you say ily to him hell say ily more and he never gives [up on that] and hell send you 50 million heart emojis next to it and youll love him more than ever and youll always think im so lucky and anyways just perry if your reading this ily babe yeah i finally said it [ilysm] babe

[Agnes]

A female individual who is not only [attractive], but also [possesses] [intangible] qualities.

[Monty]

a super-cute wonderful guy, who has a bright [spirit] and can do anything! he has a great heart, and can [brighten] [anyones] day!!

[Monty]

where you stick [your cock] in [someones] [ear].

[Tina]

[Hoe ass nigga] crusty ass [head-ass] looking chicken nugget eating Humpty Dumpty [noodle head]

[Vania]

The famous songwriter who was mentioned in PopSugar celebrity 6 minutes ago
The chief and editor at the Daily Planet in [the Superman] franchise
[Agent Ps] [split personality]

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A [12 year old boy] who is A [complete] and [total] bitch

[Sommer]

An alcoholic drink made from the fermented juice of pears.