Laminated

[Sarah]

to be high

[Agnes]

Drunk.
So much so that you appear [shiny] and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in [saliva]/beer/puke and [are are] on the floor.

[Couch Potatoe]

To be severely [intoxicated] to the [extent] of [pissing] ones self.

[Michiko]

(of a flat surface, especially paper) overlaid with a layer of plastic or some other protective material.

[Kit]

covered with a thin layer of plastic to protect it: