Kemp
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An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word kempe, which came from Old English cempa, meaning warrior or champion.
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A customized [automobile], usually full bodied, not a [hotrod]. Sometimes misspelled as kimp, these cars are also called [lead sled]s due to the amount of lead filler used in the customizing process.
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An alcoholic beverage created by two students Mr K. And Mr D. Half a pint of thatchers, half a pint of red bull, and as much vodka as you need.
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To power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. Usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. Also sometimes done because fuck you thats why.
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When you piss in a girls ass and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards
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A coagulation or Buildup of vaginal fluid that turns into a damp gelatinous state during intercourse and collects on the base of a man’s penis and balls.
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Lazy, Slow, Lagging.
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Kemp is a state of mind where nothing other that fornication wth any living soul matters. This included both sexs; male and female. Past studies show that most contact made while kemp attitudes are in place tend to be with the opposite sex or small farm animals.
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A coarse hair or fibre in wool.
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