Albert
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The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.
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a hot sexy dude a little overwight
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A large penis on an ugly man. [John Holmes] and [Ron Jeremy] are perfect examples of men with Alberts.
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N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.
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albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.
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a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.
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a complete idiotic asshole
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A musically gifted and talented genius. A [consummate] perfectionist, especially when it applies to his his craft of music. He is fiercely loyal and protective of the ones he loves, like that of a lion, protecting his lair. He is extremely intelligent and articulate and can use his words like a sword if he needs to do so. An astute observer of life. He knows and sees things that the average person may miss. His mate must be [equally yoked] with him in his intelligence, spirituality, sensuality and intensity, or for him, life would be mundane. He is a true [black diamond] in the rough. Do not let the exterior fool you! He is an extremely [rare gem] that can only truly be appreciated by one who knows his true value.......priceless beyond measure!! Finally, Albert is a man who can make his Janice feel as if she is perfect, when they both know she is not. He lets her know constantly, that she is perfect for HIM!! Thats my Al.......
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An Albert is the type of guy who is effortlessly troll. He has the power to make you feel incredibly emarrassed while he relentlessly [charms] his way through. Upon getting to know an Albert better, you find that he has the perfect combination of [sweetness], loyalty, and sponateity. One must be cautious when pursued by an Albert because his [persistence] will [amaze] you. Although he might only use powerful tactics such as watching romance movies over skype during the first couple months of [courting], he will undoubtedly win your heart over through whispered midnight phone conversations. Some of his favourite hobbies including watching anime, playing Runescape, and ignoring his girlfriend for league matches. [Alberts] are very practical although not that thorough when it comes to planning trips such as camping. They love their families and youre lucky if you get the chance to meet them because they are the very reason your Albert is the amazing guy he is. Alberts make you [assure] yourself everyday that hes in it for the long run and that you should never let him go. But beware because they can be harsh grammar nazis and make you doubt uselessly when posting urbandictionary definitions.
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a French hot horseradish sauce.
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Finance app for freelancers, that simplifies their daily financial lives with automated invoicing and expenses. A software product by HQ Mobile
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