Velour

[Sarah]

a towel like material that feels amazing. best worn as bed clothes or lazy clothes for their soft velvety feel. comfy to the max. though not yet proven, velour may have healing powers.

velour however is not goofy

[Jessica]

fake velvet
usualy made into a cheep tracksuit worn by a [tool] eg jamal johnson (blackburn rovers football player)

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A plush woven fabric resembling velvet, chiefly used for soft furnishings, casual clothing, and hats.