Babies

[Sarah]

A convenient filler word that conveys usually hard-to-articulate emotional reactions. Commonly used during a high intensity reaction to a specific situation.
A punctuation to a strong statement.
What it is BABIES!

[Couch Potatoe]

the tastiest [thing] in all [the land]; they also make [the cutest] noises ever.

[Raeanne Dimick]

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common [STB]’s include but are not limited too: [Sticky fingers], smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isnt-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert [Cherry Picker], The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to [blow-up] sea creatures, please ask your parents.
Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of [male birth control], bleach, and lastly, guilt.
Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s

[Little_Girl]

the absolute [worst] [STD] you can get. they will [stick to] you until death.

[Sonia]

[Individual] Ounces of [Weed]

[Luis Fok]

horrible little creature things. words cannot describe how i hate them. [wah wah], crap crap, cry and shit/puke in your face all day. i personally hate them with a passion.use a condom, use a pill, anything. and if an unwanted child does get conceived - get an abortion. it is [not worth it]. as [the world is over] populated already, were all just killing ourselves with these fucking babies ...

[Lanell]

[The other] other [white meat]

[Dianne]

What [Britney Spears] shouldnt have had.

[Sommer]

A [good] [source] of [protien].

[Julene]

A set of multiple vodka and soda drinks containing a [mandatory] 2 [limes]. Vodka of choice is usually [Titos] brand.