Carrots

[Sarah]

Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public.

[Dave Paprocki]

The term [carrots] is derived from the expression noice carrots which is used to describe something as very good. In turn the word carrots can also be used to describe [somethin] which is good but not exceptional. [Carrots] can also be used as a reply when something is recieved i.e instead of saying Thank You you would say Carrots. Carrots can also be used to describe something that is funny i.e that joke was carrots. To [sum up] Carrots is a term used to describe positive things that make you/others happy.

[Rihanna]

A strong vegetable farmed in [willy wonkas] factory. He gets them from a select few of very strong Oompa Loompas that have dicks shaped like miniature [chimichangas] that are orange. They cut off their Peni and dry them out and give them to willy wonka. Then in four to six weeks they regenerate a new penis and the cycle starts again. Willy wonka then sends assloads of these Peni to Mexico where they are vastly distributed as carrots. Now you know the full truth about carrots. Also, ranch dressing is Oompa Loompa cum, and lettuce is their pubes. [Carrot juice] is shredded Oompa Loompa penis and carrot candies from china are mashed, melted, and refrozen Oompa Loompa peni.

[PussyCat]

What makes women beautiful. If you dont [believe me], [ask] [Louis Tomlinson].

[Michiko]

[An orange] [vegetable] commonly used to [stick up] someones asshole.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A [healthy], [low fat] alternative to [smack].

[Dave Paprocki]

Plural for carrot.
[Carrots] are [the roots] of a dill-like plant which originated from what is now known as Afghanistan. The natural [pigment] of [carrots] are red, black, purple, white, and yellow. The familiar orange pigment is actually a Dutch hybrid of the red and yellow carrots.

[Sommer]

[Carrots].
Cah-rots.

A.K.A. [Orange] [Vegetables].
Oh-Ran-ge VEH-gee-tay-bulls.

[Renato]

a long pointed orange root eaten as a vegetable