Pioneers

[Sarah]

Dumb ass hicks from the middle of nowhere who are referenced a lot to justify actions.

[Dave Paprocki]

When the North American continent was first being advertised as FREE, thousands upon millions of people from Europe came flooding the eastern part of what will later be called The United States of America.
These people left Europe because they were religiously excluded due to their different beliefs and ideas. This was a time where new religions were being born and mainstream people seeing these new takes on reality were feeling threatened by new establishments.
So, being already seen as complete psychopaths, these religious groups were again booted and were forced to trek west to where they would be known as pioneers where the trip was a tough one.
They would later tell tales of how they were able to defend themselves against the Native Americans and how awful it was that they were being attacked for no apparent reason.
Today in America white people feel connected and appreciate the pioneers and what they have done for them.
Native Americans can say different.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

those singular hairs that blaze a lonely trail down a male back, discovering as yet unhaired real estate, slowly attracting other hairs to follow it into unhaired territory.

[Dianne]

a person who is one of the first people to do something: