Omaha

[Sarah]

City of about 500,000 people(42nd biggest city in the US) with a big indie scene, great concerts, great weed, lots of STDs, one of the top five zoos in the world, home of the college world series, the place where the president hides when terrorists attack, and birthplace of Malcom X, 311, Conor Oberst, Andy Roddick, and Warren Buffet(richest man in the world 2008)
And if you still think Omaha is a cornfield with a bunch of farmers, come to Omaha and let me punch you in the face.