Salmon

[Sarah]

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.

[Greta]

A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.

[PussyCat]

A salmon is a fucking fish! Who the hell takes the time to wright all these autistic sexual acts? Urban Dictionary is retarded...

[Ernesto]

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesnt want to admit hes wearing pink.

[Ernesto]

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fishermans net.

[Marquetta]

A large edible fish that is a popular sporting fish, much prized for its pink flesh. Salmon mature in the sea but migrate to freshwater streams to spawn.