Mountaineers



  • Nickname of the world famous and world class [West Virginia University], also known as [WVU]. The Mountaineers are by far the best football team in the Big East, winning three straight conference championships (no, Pitt fans, you can't say the same thing, cause [Pitt] sucks). Also home of the best basketball coach in the nation, John Beilein.



  • Mascot of the amazing, history making [Appalachian State University] football team from [Boone], [North Carolina].
    Important to note, Appalachian pronounced app-uh-latch-un. Failure to properly pronounce the [Mountaineers] hometown will likely result in an ass kicking from said Mountaineers. And you do NOT want an ass kicking from a Mountaineer.