Hemorrhoid
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- noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
- adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of [asshole], because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
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Slang for someone who is [tailgating] you in a very [annoying] [fashion].
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An [irate] [little man] that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them its probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your [poopshoot]. -
[80]% of the US population is likely to experience [hemorrhoids] at some point in their lives. Its [pretty damn] painful.
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1 Medical
[Hemorrhoids] are swollen veins in the [anal canal]. This common problem can be painful, but its usually not serious.
Veins can swell inside the anal canal to form internal [hemorrhoids]. Or they can swell near the opening of the anus to form external hemorrhoids. You can have both types at the same time. The symptoms and treatment depend on which type you have.
Many people have hemorrhoids camera.gif at some time.
Too much pressure on the veins in the pelvic and rectal area causes hemorrhoids.
Normally, tissue inside the anus fills with blood to help control bowel movements. If you strain or sit on the toilet a long time to move stool, the increased pressure causes the veins in this tissue to swell and stretch. This can cause hemorrhoids.
2 Pain in the ass -
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a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal [veins] causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: [piles].
Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, rhoia, a flow
a pain in the ass---OR my [ex-wife] -
a [synonym] for [anus boils]
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