Hansard

[Sarah]

An official report of proceedings in the British Parliament; --so called from the name of the publishers.

[Sarah]

A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.

[Sarah]

the official record of what is said and done in the British, Australian, New Zealand, Canadian, and South African parliaments