Braces

[Sarah]

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

[Lanell]

Its a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things [in between your teeth]. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. YAY! you think, until they hand you your [retainer], which is a pain to make sure you dont lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else [it wont fit] anymore. In short, braces are the worse things Ive ever had the displeasure to wear.

[Julene]

Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called orthodontists).

A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern [etched] into your gums.

A device placed on the teeth that leaves [you crying] every 6 weeks as you leave [the orthodontist] because they say you wont get them off for another few months (yet, youre still almost there!)

[Britney]

Metal [brackets] on each tooth which where hand made by demons...food gets stuck in the brackets and when u try to [get them out] with your [tounge] it looks wierd to other people and it cuts your tounge more than a knife can

[Kit]

an [excuse] for girls to [get out] of giving [blowjobs].

[Zipporah Schumaker]

1.you need braces
2. [the orthodontist] puts tiny bits of rubber between your teeth, after taking molds and scans that are something like the intro level of Halo 1
3. your teeth feel fine when you leave and you start to think that this might not be so bad, tsometime later (usually around dinner, which is something that is really good) your mollars hurt like bitchez, any pressure on them makes you [keel over] in agony.
4. at this point you finally realize the power of this man, he can hurt you more than you know, when you go back he pulls out the rubber bits and proceeds to ATTACH METAL RINGS [TO THE TEETH] THAT STILL FUCKING HURT after that trauma is over he moves on to a number of small, shiny things on a paper...
5. the shiny things or brackets get attached with glue, then a wire gets attached to the brackets
6. in a month, after more pain, the wire gets replaced with a bigger wire that hurts more.
7. this cycle continues until your teeth are straight, then they [get twisted] off and you STILL HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING WIRE THING OVER YOUR TEETH
The only good thing about the entire situation is that most of the assistants to the orthodontist are hot and stupid, when they are doing the bitch work like binding brackets they often rub their boobs on you, mostly your (face) head. they giggle and look all cute and you feel the inevitable boner, and thats why she stabs you in [the gums] for the next appointment.

[Jessica]

Hitlers last Vengance weapon, codenamed Kindzahnfolterung or Child Teeth Torture. He sent [Himmler], Head of [the SS] to an underground lab to design them. Then plans were shipped to America where spies got them patented. Hitler also designed [pallet] expanders and another, much worse device... Thankfully, American Troops stopped the production of this last torture....

[Dianne]

a set of wires attached to a person’s teeth to move them gradually in order to straighten them