Ottawa

[Sarah]

The capital of Canada. Home of the federal government and a great place if you want a job that doesnt require you to do any work. Sadly lacking in variety in entertainment, although it is home to a quality NHL team, the Ottawa Senators, as well as the Ottawa 67's OHL team. Ottawa is also home to the Tulip Festival and Winterlude, where you can pick up a Beavertail, the best food in the world. The city has a population of 774,072, fourth largest in Canada, but does not suffer from pollution to the same extent other major cities do.

[Hina Muqadas]

Ottawa is the capital city of Canada. The population of the city is [820],000. Ottawa is a city that has seen massive growth in every sector in the last 15 years. It is a clean, beautiful city and attracts tourists all year around. Home to many museums, the Peace Tower and Parliament Hill, the finest restaurants and plenty of trendy bars, clubs and eateries in the Byward Market.
Also, the home to two casinos, the best gentlemens clubs where you can put your hands all over the merchandise, an NHL franchise in the [Ottawa Senators] and a significant population of [French-Canadians] and Somalians. Low violent crime rate and easy to get around.
[I rate] Ottawa as the second coolest city in the country after Calgary. This is a city on the rise; being just a sleepy government town isnt what it is any longer.
Oh yeah, nasty winters with snow and ice but people love that kind of weather and they need it for the Rideau Canal (longest skating rink in the world) and [Winterlude].
So Ottawa is fine. It just isnt Las Vegas...although you could pretend!

[Agnes]

The best [hockey] [team] in the [NHL]!

[Couch Potatoe]

Ottawa.
You know our city is boring when [we talk] about our [NHL] [hockey] team on Urban Dictionary.

[Luis Fok]

Ottawa is [boring].

[Britney]

[Canadian] [Capital] city where you can get some good [Duck] Confit.

[Sonia]

a small town in illinois, also known as death city because of the [radium] [dial] factory which deposited [radioactive] waste in different areas of the city, these areas are now refered to as hot spots.

[Becky]

A place full of fucking pride parades, lesbians, and enough 15 year old feminists to enhabit mars. Please somebody [make gay] marriage illegal. Our schools have fucking unisex bathrooms, which probably cost good money that they could have spent on - Oh I dont know, COMPUTERS THAT ARENT FROM 2005?

Nothing to do, unless you want to sit back and watch canada be slowly destroyed. Some day maybe people will realize that a [sandpaper dildo] is being slowly pushed into our asses by the liberal government. Please dont come here on vacation. We dont want more whiny [little pricks]. Parlement hill is already full of them.

[Donald Trump]

The federal capital of Canada, in southeastern Ontario, on the Ottawa River (a tributary of the St. Lawrence River); population 812,129 (2006). From its founding in 1827 until 1854, it was named Bytown after Colonel John By (1779–1836).