Shoveler

[Sarah]

A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A dabbling duck with a long broad bill.

[Couch Potatoe]

The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the [dipping sauce] with [the slice], and in turn pulls [the dip] entirely out of your ability to reach for it.

[Donald Trump]

One who, without [consciousness] of doing so, holds a spoon or fork in their hand in a manner that resembles holding a bike handle, and proceeds to [shovel] the food into their face as if they were a [caveman].