Cod

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Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

Not particularly rich.
Below average looks.
Above average weight.
Receding hairline.
Vertically challenged.
Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.