Vortex

[Sarah]

a sexual maneuver in which you bring a girl into a bathroom stall and proceed to fuck her from behind, then once you are climaxing you submerge her head into the flushing toilet water screaming VORTEX at the top of your lungs, best done with a total slut during a definite one night stand

[Sarah]

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

[Sarah]

An infinite abyss of space where time stops all together. Can be compared to a black hole, any and everything in close proximity gets sucked in and can never come back out.

[Sarah]

The best commercialized gravity bong on the market.

[Sarah]

the euphoria state one reaches after having smoked a certain amount of marijuana, while listening to Bob Marley.

[Sarah]

An awesome free game that will addict you. If you liked Diablo 2, Vortex Quake 2 will deprive you of hours of sleep.

[Sarah]

the ideal zone where maximum laziness, comfortableness, and funniness is achieved without the use of alcohol, hallucinagenic drugs, or any other substance. Coined by Kevin Debartolo, Andrew Kim, Casey Miller, Patrick Harrington, and Tyler Buckley.

[Sarah]

when you're in a car (really drunk/high), you close your eyes, blast really awful music, and stick your arms out like you're flying through space.

[Sarah]

When you talk to someone who is real dumb, they just stare at you and it is clear that there is very little brain activity as they attempt to understand what you are saying.

[Sarah]

Any number of people greater than 2 that engage in group e-mail conversation within the hours of work.

[Britney]

Equation1 Vortex is a workflow-agnostic, time-based, demand-pull, real-time production dispatching solution for complex manufacturing. A software product by Equation1

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A mass of whirling fluid or air, especially a whirlpool or whirlwind.

[Justin Bieber]

A whirling mass of fluid or air, especially a whirlpool or whirlwind.

[Agnes]

The long known character of Vortex from “The Transformers” is often remembered for his liking of mayonnaise, his popular catchphrase heard often in his own long forgotten [spinoff] series “Vortex of [Cybertron]”, was “mAyOnNaIsE!!!”. This addictions [sprang] a term where transformers fans would refer to mayonnaise fans as “Vortex Boys”.

[Guest]

@agnes stupid idiot thanks not right

[Guest]

@Sarah something is wrong with you