Yankees

[Sarah]

The most overpaid assholes in the MLB.
Their fans are also the biggest bandwagoning idiots EVER.

[Jessica]

A term and nickname created by Southerners and Confederate [Civil War] soldiers for a person who is from the North ([Midwest]/Northeast). It was especially given to Union soldiers who fought in the American Civil War, usually having to go into into The South in order to engage the enemy in combat. The Union forces invading Southern territory and also incidents where a few groups of soldiers pillaged and destroyed property and peoples lives resulted in making this nickname derogatory by some.

[Donald Trump]

Yankees Suck

[Becky]

The greatest professional sporting team in the history of the known world. Winner of 26 World Series championship and 39 American league pennants. Members include such legends as babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gherig, Joe DiMaggio, Roger Maris, Yogi Bera, Whitey Ford, Reggie Jackson, Don Mattingly, and Wade Boggs. Yankee Stadium, also known as “The House That Ruth Built is situated in the Bronx in the greatest city in the world: New York. The Yankees chief rival is the Boston Red Sox, whom after winning one championship in 86 years, have suddenly come under the delusion that they are a greater team than the Yankees. 1 in 86 is pathetic and no cause for boasting in such a sad city as Beantown.In short, G-d created the New York Yankees on the Sixth day at twilight.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Any [American] born outside [the South] (especially from [the north])

[Marquetta]

People who are born and/or raised in the Northeast or the Midwest, with those people possessing qualities of a [Northerner].

Yankees are usually found in and are from the following states: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, and Missouri.
The [Mason-Dixon Line] plays a very slight role in determining who is and isnt a Yankee, because the Mason-Dixon Line was an imaginary border that was designed to legally set the boundaries of the states allowing slavery, and of the non-slavery states; not determining [North and South].
The states that contain the most real yankees are all of the New England states, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and New York.

[Becky]

Team that buys every player in [major league baseball], and then [wonders] why they cant win a [World Series] every year.