Weather

[Sarah]

Weather is the thing that makes [blighty] so unbearable. In [blighty] weather is terrible all the time, so much so that many people choose to move abroad or simply jump into the ocean and try to swim to another country. The general weather pattern acorss the United Kingdom is rain, rain, rain. Then a cold front. Then rain, rain, rain. Then freezing winds and snow. Then rain, rain, rain. The Roman Emperor Caeser once abandoned his quest to rule Britain because of the weather, and during the second world war the Luftwaffe were defeated in the Battle of Britain because the steel that made their aeroplanes rusted within minutes of coming into contact with British weather.

[Sarah]

what old people always talk/moan about.

[Sarah]

Anything other than a typical forcast.
An atmospheric environmental occurance that you actually notice.

[Sarah]

The daily conditions of the atmosphere (Ex. sunny, raining, snowing, etc.) The weather can be beautiful, dark, nasty.

[Sarah]

a persistent annoyance to females, insists on pointing out haters and snitches, when he or she is actually a hater for pointing these out.

commonly considered a threat, when actually fights like a girl

[Julian]

[The thing] [out the window].

Its either

Cold
Hot

[Pissing it down]