Ex

[Sarah]

1. Someone who will have sex with you when nobody else will

2. Someone who won't speak to you even when everyone else will

[Sarah]

a person you used to love
a person you now hate
a person who you dont want to have sex with anyone else
a person who you have sex with once in a while
a person who owes you child support

[Sarah]

a former boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or even friend.

[Sarah]

prefix for someone who was or used to be

[Sarah]

1. One of your previous significant others whom you've had a [relation-shit], and coincidentally, a [break up] with. In most cases, not someone you ever want to see again. In very VERY rare cases, someone you might still talk to and consider a friend, because you both have a history and too many experiences to forget about together and are both mature enough to push any emotions you have left (if any), aside.

2. Your current bf/gf's [ex]. AKA an evil being that must be destroyed, at all costs. If you're a girl- for some reason, your bf's ex always seems to be a blonde with big boobs and a shitty personality who for some reason, makes you feel fat. If you're a guy- somehow, your gf's ex is famous among every girl you know, and if you ever bring him up, they can't stop telling you how funny and amazing he is. You also can't stop yourself from wondering if his equipment's bigger than yours.

[Sarah]

one's former wife or husband, girlfriend or boyfriend, etc

[Sarah]

One who seems to bring about a lot of trouble, who was always jealous and now is your worst enemy.

[Sarah]

out of my life.

[Sarah]

An ex obviously is the prefix of past, but ex's never understand this. They are hideous creatures who used dark magic making you oblivious to all of their flaws. If you're a man , you were an asshole who didn't deserve a genuine loving person. If you are a women , you are a supercilious, pampered, promiscuous, BITCH. An ex generally tends to have sex with you because they are desperate whores who can't contain themselves. Meanwhile, you're dating someone else they have an epiphany that they have lost something of value and begin to plot a way of destroying your happiness.

[Sarah]

The Ex is someone you most likely now Loathe, but at some point loved, or maybe just enjoyed having around, normally the result of a breaking up of a relationship of some sorts.

The word Ex is normally followed by these words..

Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Partner.

All these do apply..and a few more do too.

The easiest way to become an Ex, is to Cheat -
(mainly meaning to have sexual intercourse with another male/female whilst you are with you main boy/girl/partner etc)

BE WARNED! - your mates will hate you if you perform the above act, and they are friends with the guy/girl you cheat on.

Cheating will normally be accompanied by lies and deceit, in some cases a hidden guilt.