Mulch

[Sarah]

Half-rotten straw, or any like substance strewn on the ground,as over the roots of plants, to protect from heat, drought, etc., andto preserve moisture.

[Sarah]

splattered [poo] that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.

[Sarah]

The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.

[Sarah]

When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.

[Sarah]

To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.

Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.

[Sarah]

dingleberries, left over [scrogglings]

[Sarah]

Pubic Hair.

[Sarah]

Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!

[Sarah]

Marijuana that has already been vaped by a [vaporizer].
The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.

[Sarah]

Refers to cannabis/marijuana.

[Sarah]

a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.

[Kit]

Material (such as decaying leaves, bark, or compost) spread around or over a plant to enrich or insulate the soil.

[Gregory]

A [mulch] is an annoying human being whose presence is simply [futile] and [irrelevant].