Toddler
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One who toddles; especially, a young child. Mrs. Gaskell.
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Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.
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the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal
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Little children who are not oldenough to talk back and give you attitude. cute and gives you a reason to relive your childhood and not look stupid!
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- A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
- Someone who can not walk very well.
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Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.
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(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle
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Nickname given to his grandson Todd by Sven Holmgren in January 1978.
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Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.
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Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.
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An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.
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A young child who is just beginning to walk.
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A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a [nak] for [interior design] using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of [hypertension] and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler
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