Fob

[Sarah]

A little pocket for a watch. Fob chain, a short watch chainworn a watch carried in the fob.

[Sarah]

First of all...Fob's are immigrants a.k.a. Fresh off the boat. There are many kinds of fobs (i cant really take credit for this becuz i got this off a site. I added some in)
Twinkie

Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people
Your significant other is not Asian and never has been
You have few Asian friends, if any
You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you
You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist
You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is
You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is
You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock

Asian-American

You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere
You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any
You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college
You read A. magazine and think it's great
You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are
You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below

Yap (Young Asian Professional)

You are in one of these professions:
a) Medicine / Pharmaceutical
b) Engineering
c) Finance
d) Investment Banking
e) Accounting
Most of your wardrobe was purchased at Banana Republic
You go to mixers on Thursday nights to meet other Yaps and talk about the Dow Jones.
You did exactly what your parents wanted you to do and as a result, your life is hella boring
Your apartment/home is decorated almost exclusively with stuff from Pier 1
Your parents always talk to their friends about how much money you make. If they don't, then you're a dissapointment

Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat)

You were not born in America
You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently
You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends
You do not have any non-Asian friends
Your parents do not speak any English
When you speak English, you like to make everything plural
You get extremely good grades in school
You cannot dance
Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe

SuperFob

Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care
You like dim sum chicken feet
You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged
Your only hangout is Chinatown
All the lights in your house are fluorescent
You dry your cloths outside your window
You need a haircut
You either smell like cigarettes or food

Fobabee

You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently awoken
You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys
You have taken the Asian Studies course at college
You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger ; Tea egg)
If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous

Gangsta Fob (Fobsta)

You have shot another Asian
Your favorite hangout is a pool hall
When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid
Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them
You have a serious gambling problem
You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car
No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them
You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs

Tab (Trendy Asian B*tch)

You shop at A/X, Bebe and Club Monaco
You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to mix

[Sarah]

Fresh Off the Boat

[Sarah]

FOB - is a degrading term for people not up to date on the culture which is an abbreviation for (Fresh Of the Boat.)
meaning you still carry your sense of fashion from your country which clashes with the current countries cultures.

Origin: Hawaii 60's

Local Hawaiians used it to refer to white people who came from mainland US to Hawaii. Its was used a lot by locals and surfers. it was to refer to white people who wasn't up to date on the culture.

It is now used a lot by Asians to refer to immigrant Asians of the same sense.

[Sarah]

A cruel term used by Asian-Americans to describe recent Asian immigrants.

[Sarah]

Means Fresh-Off-Boat, but in Australia esp.NSW and QLD used to refer to a Pacific Islander particularly, a Polynesian (Not offensive)

[Mark Zuckerberg]

To place ones fingers under the chin of an unsuspecting victim.

[Little_Girl]

Expanded Definition

1. Fresh Off the Boat usually pertains to Asians, Arabs, Russians or Indians (not Native American)

2. Fresh Over the Border Include people from south of the American/Mexican border. Mainly illegal Mexican immigrants.

[Britney]

noun: Finger On Button, key-less entry for automobiles, and automobile alarm systems. ubiquitous in North America, the worlds leader in automobile theft rates.

[Sonia]

Free on board.