Gnome

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A small owl (Glaucidium gnoma) of the Western United States.

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Short, stocky little people with big noses, beards, blue tunics, and red pointy hats. Once related to [dwarves] but got much shorter and weirder. During a war with [goblins], when the dwarves were having a box shortage, the gnomes went off to look for a better life. Unfortunately, many were captured and made as slaves, tending the gardens of dumb suburban people. Some managed to escape, only to be eeking out a living in the woods and living in burrow-like homes, like those of [hobbits]. Worse yet, they had been cursed by an evil tract-house developer to freeze into a clay form when a human sees them. Despite this, they are occasionally stolen by certain creepy french girls. Lately, a few gnomes were free of the curse and appear to be traveling around the world, sending back silly postcards with their mugs on them. Sadly, one gnome was crushed to death by a 2000 pound ball of baked pizza dough covered with melted cheese. A wrongful-death lawsuit with the [Domino's] Pizza Corporation is pending.

[Sarah]

a little creature who steals your underpants and wears it as a hat... all for world domination...

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PRONOUNCED >> guh-nome
Acronym for GNU

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wonderful little creatures that dance around and play with mushrooms.
Some are commonly found in backyards.

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Delightful creatures who live in a world filled with fantasy and mystery. Gnomes are known for their pointy hats, sideways walk, and for being extremely punctual.

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They kill your dog while your sleeping.

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Refers to people who don't go out at night.

They are magical creatures that are not seen after 8pm.
Mainly applies to those in college that rather stay in than go out.

Gnome status is acquired after 2 repeated weekends of staying in without a valid excuse.

Valid excuses include dying, exam the next day, and a date( although if the dates continually interfere with going out they are no longer a valid excuse)

[Sarah]

Small bearded figures (always male)made of wood or ceramic materials, usually found in the homes and gardens of Bag Ladies, Bus Drivers, and Tooks alike. Gnomes have become iconic symbols to middle aged Women and Men as representations of phallic objects; as a result of this the term gnoming has been coined when referencing the desire to receive or bestow phallic penetration. Also used commonly in the past tense i.e. gnomed

[Kit]

an imaginary, very small, old man with a beard and a pointed hat, in traditional childrens stories