Gastronomy

[Sarah]

The art or science of good eating; epicurism; the art of goodcheer.

[Sarah]

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell
the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell
the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer

[Sarah]

The art and science of fine dining, fine food and drink.