Pitchfork

[Sarah]

A fork, or farming utensil, used in pitching hay, sheaves ofgrain, or the like.

[Sarah]

Christians have the Bible.
Jews have the Torah.
Muslims have the Koran.
Hipsters who are between the ages of 20-30 and claim to live in Williamsburg (but who really still live with their mom in Queens) have Pitchfork Media.

[Sarah]

Also known as Pitchfork Media. A pretentious, elitist, hype-mongering, trend-obsessed piece of shit website that specializes in independent

[Sarah]

a device used to anal-probe self-righteous pricks who pretend they created all of the bands they listen to and have never considered another's opinion on anything.

[Sarah]

What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.

[Sarah]

(v.) What happens when you dont

[Donald Trump]

A farm tool with a long handle and two sharp metal prongs, used for lifting hay.

[Rihanna]

a tool with a long handle and two or three large curved metal points, used for moving hay (= dried grass) or straw