Potoo

[Sarah]

A large South American goatsucker (Nyctibius grandis).

[Sarah]

I fucking scary ass looking bird from South America.

[Sarah]

A bird called a Potoo. It lives in the South America, It is a very interesting member of the Nightjars and Frogmouths. (yes, there is a bird species called Frogmouths. Deal with it) It is a Nocturnal bird that spends its days camouflaged looking like a Log. Yes, a Log. But hey, if it works, it works! They have wide mouths which they make bizarre sounds with (something like wucraaaakkkk) and two Derp yellow eyes. They are very cute, but also very scary at the same time (especially at night, when those yellow eyes stare into your soul) However in the day, they look like logs