Gherkin

[Sarah]

a baby pickle (1-3 inches). also used as an analogy for a guy's itsy bitsy penis.

[Sarah]

A skyscraper in London's main financial district, which has become a very distinctive landmark on the skyline. It is informally known as The

[Luis Fok]

The Gherkin is a humble man of Irish descent.
A Gherkin is typically a [portly] fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and [rebuke]. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the [titillating] indulgence that is sports.
Historically know for his resentment of the Helmet people (first appeared approximately A.D. 2004), which experts believe to have withdrawn from both our consciousness and physical presence.

[Lanell]

When you use [quick wit] to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must [exclaim] “[gherkin]” in recognition of your superior banter

[Hina Muqadas]

When you take a [huge shit] and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa there.

The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from [the Thanksgiving] pickle [platter].

[Britney]

To, or the act of [feeling] yourself up at [inappropriate] [times].

[Sonia]

Any [hot]/ [sexy chicks].

[Raeanne Dimick]

Having a glass rod inserted into your urethra and subsequently being [smacked] with [a rubber] [mallet].

[Zipporah Schumaker]

[The feeling] you get when you have to take a [huge] [dumb].

[Merna]

The small green fruit of a plant related to the cucumber, used for pickling.