Facework

[Sarah]

The material of the outside or front side, as of a wall orbuilding; facing.

[Sarah]

Facework: [Fayce-wurk]
-nerb (noun, verb)

1. A combination of facebook and homework.
2. Getting very little accomplished.
3. Serious procrastination, often resulting in the victim having to request extensions from a teacher, mentor, parental unit, or master.

[Sarah]

The art of successfully ejaculating sperm onto a woman's face.

[Sarah]

noun - time or activity spent on Facebook or other social media, but presented as valuable time spent on productive, worthwhile effort, particularly for your job

verb - to spend time on or engage in activities on Facebook or other social media and represent that time as being well-invested on product work or activities, particularly for your job