Mummify

[Sarah]

To embalm and dry as a mummy; to make into, or like, a mummy.Hall (1646).

[Sarah]

A corollary of superman, mummifying involves ejaculating on a sleeping woman's face, then wrapping her in toilet paper. The ejaculate bonds the paper to the skin, thus producing the appearance of a mummy.

[Sarah]

To wrap the penis in toilet paper then rub one out.

[Sarah]

When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy

[Julian]

(especially in ancient Egypt) preserve (a body) by embalming and wrapping it in cloth.