Weiskirch diagonal

[Sonia]

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The [slope] of an average person is about 0.001, while the [Weiskirch diagonal] has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the [Weiskirch Diagonal] should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only [stale bread] for the rest of their lives.