Scrotal fission

[Agnes]

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one [nard]. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented [the vacuum cleaner]. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little [dangler] right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.