Geordie

[Sarah]

From George (Greek Georgios d. 303 A.D.) IE. Geordie is a term that has come come to denote two things:

1. A native of Tyneside

2. A supporter of Newcastle United (the noted pigeon crap of the North East).

The latter of these two has created a change to the traditional Geordie song, Blaydon Races. The new version is as follows:

Oh, me lads! You shoulda seem 'em gannin,
Dyre and co., havin a god - all the toon git bangin,
Thor was lots o' lads 'n' lasses there,
Fanies was git aching!
We divvn't need the Champion's - we'd rather gan out rapin!

[Sarah]

Is gorgeously attractive. Has a great sense of style music and humour! Always trying to please others to keep them happy and puts other peoples problems before his own. Is always caring for close friends and never lets

[Sarah]

Jordy - like Scousers only less funny, and more criminally inclined. Generally overweight (fat) or ridiculously skinny - high prevalence of 'taches. Universally disliked and ridiculed.

Their native habitat being run down estates, or preferably, other peoples houses (if the window is open).

[Sarah]

euphamism of dick, knob, wanker, faggot, asshole

[Sarah]

An obese Maccam who is overly cocky for his way below par aesthetic appearance and masturbates in excess of ten times per day.

[Lizzy Liz]

someone who comes from Tyneside in Northeast England

[Justin Bieber]

A person from Tyneside, an area in northeastern England.

[Cami]

inhabitants of North Eastern England and their [Dialect]
the [dialect] is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought [Jamaican patois] was weird try [geordie]

[Rihanna]

A wannabe mackem (person of a town that thinks its a city, Sunderland). Also usually much more welcoming than your average brummie, [wurzel], cockney, manc, scouser or [smoggie]. Often renowned for being friendly and outgoing and with a fondness for the odd beer or 20, geordies make the UK what they are. Geordies can often be found in [St James] Park cheering on Newcastle United and are the most dedicated fans in the land.
Geordie is also the most liked dialect in the UK as in a recent poll

[Dave Paprocki]

[adjective] for [something extreme]