Squitter

[Sonia]

Slang from South West England, a [squitter] is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the [squitters] is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery [shit of a person]. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.