Paperwork

[Mark Zuckerberg]

the part of a job that involves writing letters and reports and keeping records

[Greta]

the written records connected with a particular job, deal, trip, etc.:

[PussyCat]

Routine work involving written documents such as forms, records, or letters.

[Gregory]

The stimulation or [manipulation] of ones own [genitals], especially to orgasm; sexual [self gratification].

[Dave Paprocki]

adj - Easy or [Meaningless].
Substitute for [No Problem], cake, [butter], or other similar words.

[Tariq Zaki]

[Satans] way of [saying], [I love you]!

[Dorothey Allen]

Court documents revealing what a [prisoners] charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, [child molestor], or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoners life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or theyll be checked in to [protective custody] by their fellow prisoners.

[Vania]

[Wiping] your ass with [toilet paper] after you [take a shit].

[Agnes]

To be [engaged in] the act of rolling a marijuana smoking [apparatus] (blunt, [spliff], joint).

[Becky]

[Codename] for money, usually money [earnt] illegally.[ie].drugs

[Lanell]

What you set your IM [status] to when [taking a shit] at [the office].