• A piece of ground terminating in a point or acute angle. [Obs.]

  • A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.

    There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being [ginger].

    Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.