Crumpeting

[Jessica]

A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a [crumpet] is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the [hot crumpet] between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.
This tradition is also practised among young [gentlemans] dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.