Magister

[Sarah]

Master; sir; -- a title of the Middle Ages, given to a personin authority, or to one having a license from a university to teachphilosophy and the liberal arts.

[Sarah]

A pimped out latin teacher who always has a 5 o'clock shadow and yells Salve, gives out blow-pops and jolly ranchers to knowledgeable people. Spawn from an egg in a cave in Rome.