Siegfried

[Lizzy Liz]

The worst [residence hall] at Notre Dame. [Siegfried] hall is notorious for providing housing for males that were deemed too sexually incompetent, ugly, or downright stupid to be randomly placed into any of the other residence halls.

The previous winner of the [Darwin award] lives in Siegfried.

[Agnes]

The hero of the first part of the Nibelungenlied. A prince of the Netherlands, Siegfried obtains a hoard of treasure by killing the dragon Fafner. He marries Kriemhild, and helps Gunther to win Brunhild before being killed by Hagen.