Theory of introduction

[Tina]

A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of [the formula] is, of course, to get laid.

Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice

[Phase 2])
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of [sexual desire] and fuck you immediately.