Blunt penetrating submersive trauma

[Monty]

A term commonly used among [EMTs], Paramedics, and [Firefighters] to describe someone who has just been laid.
A term used to describe the act of having sex.
A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt [tipped] penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).