The gibber

[Marquetta]

The following reagents are required to execute The Gibber: A funnel, a gallon of [skim milk], and a long straw or hose. In addition, The Gibber involves three people of any sex, however, one member must be a dwarf or midget.
First, [the funnel] must be inserted into the vagina or anus. Secondly, after proper insertion of the funnel, the wearer of the funnel must position themselves in a manner that is [conducive] to receiving fluids through the funnel. Then the entire gallon of skim milk is poured down the funnel and into the chosen cavity, regardless of its capacity (in other words, [spillage] may occur). Then, the funnel is replaced with a straw or hose and the other member who is not a dwarf or midget begins to drink the milk. To complete The Gibber, while the milk is being sucked out the midget or dwarf punches the member drinking the milk square in the throat.