Woodwork catholics

[Raeanne Dimick]

Catholics who come out of the [woodwork] to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into [New Years Resolutions]. Theyre the reason the regularly participating catholics cant get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or [baptism] in a church because it makes for nice pictures.