Crumpet
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word to describe a good looking female
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- noun - word to [substitute] for the effectionaty [application] of the word cunt
- noun - a piece of ass.
- noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word [Captain]
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[Never] ever to be [confused] with a [Muffin]
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Refers to a [womans] [vagina]
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A person who isnt very smart. With [a brain] like a [crumpet], full of [holes].
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An extremely [promiscuous woman], a [slapper], a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will [administer] oral sex to all men.
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A common term used for a [toilet brush] [cleaner]. [England]. Noun.
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A thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered.
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Small British yeast breads, baked on top of the stove. The unsweetened batter is poured into ring molds (crumpet rings) which have been arranged on a griddle, and cooked until brown on the bottom and riddled with small holes on top that are perfect reservoirs for butter and jam.
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a small, round type of bread with holes in one side that is often eaten hot with butter:
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